Monday, January 10, 2011

The Great Gatsby

I decided I'd spend my last leisurely day of break with a good book. I've been wanting to read The Great Gatsby for a while now and thought there'd be no better time than now. I'm about half-way through and I picked out a few memorable lines that I just had to share.

"I bought a dozen volumes on banking and credit and investment securities and they stood on my shelf in red and gold like new money from the mint, promising to unfold the shining secrets that only Midas and Morgan and Maecenas knew."

"It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again... there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered "Listen," a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour." (Nick describing his cousin, Daisy)

"Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it." - Daisy

"For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened - then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk." (Nick and Daisy on the veranda)

"Mr. Mckee was asleep on a chair with his fists clenched in his lap, like a photograph of a man of action. Taking out my handkerchief I wiped from his cheek the remains of the spot of dried lather that had worried me all the afternoon."(This reminds me of Adrian Monk. I laughed out loud.)

"People disappeared, reappeared, made plans to go somewhere, and then lost each other, searched for each other, found each other a few feet away." (Nick explaining the early hour rituals after an evening party)

"He smiled understandingly - much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced or seemed to face - the whole external world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just so far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey." (Nick describing Gatsby after finally being introduced)


"It started because she passed so close to some workmen that our fender flicked a button on one man's coat.
    'You're a rotten driver,' I protested 'Either you ought to be more careful or you oughtn't to drive at all.'
    'I am careful.'
    'No, you're not.'
    'Well, other people are,' she said lightly.
    'What's that got to do with it?'
    'They'll keep out of my way,' she insisted. 'It takes two to make an accident.'
    'Suppose you met somebody just as careless as yourself.'
    'I hope I never will,' she answered. 'I hate careless people. That's why I like you.'"
(Jordan Baker defending her driving)

Monday, January 3, 2011

I Saved 75% On My Christmas Candy By Being Studious

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! Why you ask? Because, BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT! I've mastered the art of predicting holiday candy clearance sales at Target!

After observing several holiday sales at Target I realized that there was almost no set rhythm, pattern or method to the madness that is the discount rates on holiday candy and the increments of time for which they remain on the shelves. There are of course various influencing factors such as the success of holiday season sales which directly correlate to the surplus of inventory after the season has ended.... ok, so I have no way of figuring any of this out but I have been collecting data the best way I can which is by visiting at varying intervals of days and seeing what the typical amount of time it takes for candy to reach 75% without selling out or being cleared off the shelves to make room for something else. OK, so I'm already starting to feel a little sorry for myself and my lack of better things to do so I'll go right ahead to the point:


- Each holiday is a little bit different (yet)
- 7-9 days after the holiday in question is the average amount of time it takes for   the discounts to reach 75%
- Holidays like Halloween and Valentines Day and Easter will reach their maturity date or peak faster than Christmas candy yet it will stay on the shelves longer without being cleared or sold out because people don't realize that candies get special Christmas/winter editions that are required to be cleared off shelves within a certain time. So in very rare occasions discounts will linger at 90% before disappearing.

People laughed when I told them about my theories (even the dude at the cash register!) but I saved $25 today! Who's laughin' now?

Oh, also circled in red are my fish sticks and custard-filled eclairs. I've been a little sick lately and haven't had much of an appetite but I was watching Dr. Who last night and he was only able to satisfy his hunger with some fish sticks and custard and it sounded kinda good so I thought I'd try some.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Years Day

The weather was so warm I thought I'd try and seize me up some day with my skates! You can watch a clip of my slippery adventure here.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

New & Old Year's Lessons

The week after Christmas is characteristically somber. It's ironic that weeks worth of turkey-fueled shopping sprees and airwaves thick with cheery music just lead to a flickering end. I really didn't intend for this to be a depressing post but that sort of seems to be where this is headed, eh...

WELL, what I'm trying to say is that, this shouldn't be the way things are. I know it can be hard to say goodbye to the visiting loved ones and to take down the lights and the tree but none of that was what we should have been focusing on this season. With turkeys, roasts, candy canes, and visions of sugarplums dancing in our heads, so many of us have forgotten that Christmas is the day we celebrate the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ. The eggnog and fruitcake may only be here for a short while (and for good reason (that junk is atrocious)), but the love shown and the blessing of sins being forgiven for us is everlasting.

I remember as a child, after opening all those presents under the tree I'd ask my older and infinitely wiser sister how many days were left until the next Christmas. She always seemed to figure out that number awfully quickly and spout it out, after which upon realizing that it was a fairly large number I'd be instantly dejected and resort to fantasizing that everyday were Christmas. It sounds like a childish dream and not much else but that's actually the way we really should live. As a kid I probably meant I wanted to get loads of new toys everyday but the reason why I (now just a fairly older kid) believe that "having Christmas" everyday is an incredible idea is because we need to always be mindful and thankful of the birth of Jesus. We are saved because of Him and remembering His gift to us of salvation should always be with us.

So, this and not the sugary apple cider of the season or the fatty-fat prime-rib roast I cooked for Christmas dinner is the reason why I was still cheery days after Christmas. Let's hope I can keep this going year-round. I  certainly have a lot to be thankful for. I have a luxuriously long vacation during which I can sleep in and watch gratuitously violent movies like Knight & Day (violence is bad, I didn't enjoy it, don't judge me), get a chance to go out with charming friends and share a slice o' pie (with pleasantly unpleasant waitresses and all) and fire off some home-made bottle rockets (see above) and nearly singe my face off.

Side note: as I was gingerly gluing those several year old firecrackers on, I was being extra tender because I remembered that episode from one of the earlier seasons of LOST when they find an old pirate ship with ancient sticks of dynamite in it and a bunch get blown up because those dum-dums were being all "oh, don't worry this won't ever kill us". Anyway my rocket malfunctioned and it came within a couple feet of hitting me. Lesson learned.

The top picture is of a crazy dance number on some Korean award show for the new year. Trust me, even if the picture were in context it would still seem ridiculous.

Summary: use firecrackers sparingly in home-made rockets, don't let Korean award shows catch you off guard, and celebrate Christmas everyday by remembering God's love for you!